February 2012
714x303:
pastaforian:
int3rr0bang:
...
dad: AIESHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
me: Yeah?
dad: wheres the shampoo and conditioner?
me: why?
dad: I need it, cause I'm going to have a shower.
me:
dad:
me:
dad:
me: but you're bald dad.
Please take my hand, and let's run away.
Walking with Friends
Expectations:
Reality:
I don't even know what to do anymore. I just wish...
When you hear your mom say your name on the phone: →
talking shit again are we?
soulimun:
i may not be funny or successful but at least beings on the internet think i’m cool
Anonymous asked: that awkward moment people get offended about your opinion...
bexislava asked: .. sooo why exactly are you hating on diet blogs?? most of them are more about being more healthy anyway? and if it didn't work for you.. you were probably doing soothing wrong.. not the same thing works for everyone.. i am not trying to be mean but you should really be less harsh and and cheer up a bit.. just saying :/
Anonymous asked: you're a dumb bitch.
